Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
The one who enjoys the intellectual challenge of creatively overcoming or circumventing limitations.
Things I detest and avoid:
Stupid people. Easy listening music. Television (except for cartoons, movies, the old "Star Trek", and the new "Simpsons"). Dishonesty. Incompetence. Boredom. COBOL. BASIC. PHP. Character-based menu interfaces. Anything Microsoft.